P. J. Soles
Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")
Lloyd Kaufman
(segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?")
Shawn C. Phillips
Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")
Shane Ryan-Reid
(segment "Arbor Day")
Nathan Head
Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")
Jessica Ann Brownlie
The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling")
Scarlet Fry
The Gardener (segment "The Gardener")
Sadie Katz
Allie (segment "Arbor Day")
Nicola Fiore
(segment "Stripper Ripper")
Bryan Hanna
Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")
Rami Hilmi
Eli (segment "Impotent Killer")
Melissa Hollett
Melissa (segment "Deathrealm")
